Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat

The story of Reginald — the world’s slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire — continues in the third installment of the FAT VAMPIRE satire series…

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Following the infamous “Ring of Fire” incident, the world’s vampires are in a state of panic. Having been commanded by their creators to restore a better balance between humans and vampires, panicked bloodsuckers everywhere have begun “restoring” in the best ways they know — by killing huge numbers of humans and turning the rest.

As more and more vampires go rogue and threaten to wage war, two-thousand-year-old Maurice’s power as Deacon comes under fire, as the tens of thousands who hate him begin to rally together. And all the while, the Vampire Nation is falling apart, tumbling into chaos… as a war threatens to break, and as Reginald begins to discover some strange new supervampire abilities…

Will the center hold? Or will chaos overtake the Nation before Reginald even has a chance to eat that pizza he ordered?

It’s time to redefine horror novellas and vampire humor! Fat Vampire is equal parts satire, horror, and adventure. Unbuckle your belt and have your fill!

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